For Jill

Top 10 things you will never hear a southern boy say...

1. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
2. Duct tape won't fix that.
3. Wrestling is fake.
4. Do you think my gut is too big?
5. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
6. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
7. The tires on that truck are too big.
8. My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
9. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
10. You All.


hah... I found this on an old postcard I bought in alabama... I enjoy it.

PS.

I want to find my journal :( ... I'm sad. Someone go to carytown kroger and find my journal in the lost and found and give it to me, please.

I like shrimp scampi.

Things I miss

One thing I don't miss....